I have strange ideas.

As a preface, you should know that I often have fun little ideas course through my head in the midst of a conversation, therefore, if you ever have the singular pleasure of conversing with me and notice a far-off look in my eyes for a second or two, I probably just had a plot outline or something such as the following flash across my devious little brain. Because of this, I often wish I knew how to do flash animation or even just draw well so that I could illustrate a comic or something. So, if anyone who reads this happens to think it's a good idea, (despite appearances to the contrary) feel free to animate it and please send me a copy.

Our hero is a who is sick and tired of feeling like he fails at everything, like he's not good enough. He decides to join a workout club run by a group of local ostriches.. (yada yada yada- the title is Ostri-cising.. get it?)